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Toronto FC Straight Loss #9

Reigning league MVP Dwayne De Rosario scored two goals and heaped more misery on Toronto FC as a rampant DC United won 3-1 at RFK Stadium

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Impact Suffer First Home Loss

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Whitecaps Tie With Sounders

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Whitecaps Women Lose 2012 Home Opener

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May 17, 2012 Hart Announces June 2012 Squad
May 17, 2012 ACC 2012: Vancouver, Toronto Exchange Goals
May 16, 2012 ACC 2012: Vancouver Hosts Toronto, Final Series Opens Tonite
May 14, 2012 W-League 2012: Highlanders Take Victory Against Whitecaps
May 14, 2012 Whitecaps Women Humbled In 2012 Season Opener
May 14, 2012 CSL 2012: Montreal Impact U21 Open With Scoreless Tie

Hart Announces June 2012 Squad

Canada has announced its preliminary roster in advance of its 2012 Centennial Match and FIFA World Cup Qualifiers this June.

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CanadaSoccertv: June 2012 Canada Roster Announced

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Bringing A Canadian Legend Home

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CanadaSoccertv: See Thee Rise

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Mar 01, 2012 Some Fapping
Feb 29, 2012 Armenia Comes From Behind To Overcome Canada 3-1
Feb 27, 2012 Canada Still Working At Its Depth Problem
Feb 07, 2012 CanadaSoccertv: Canada’s 2012 Jerseys
Feb 03, 2012 Canada Soccer Unveils New 2012 National Team Uniforms
Feb 03, 2012 Canada To Play World Cup Qualifiers And USA In Toronto

FIFA Women’s World Cup Canada 2015 Host Cities Unveiled

The official Host Cities for the FIFA Women’s World Cup Canada 2015 were announced at a media conference held on Parliament Hill in Ottawa in the presence of the Honourable Bal Gosal, Minister of State (Sport), FIFA President Joseph S. Blatter and Canadian Soccer Association President Dr Dominique Maestracci.

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London 2012 Olympics: Women’s Draw Unveiled

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Sinclair Scores A Pair To Lead Canada Women Over Brazil

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CanadaSoccertv: Canada-Brazil Highlights

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Mar 20, 2012 Canada Women Set For Brazil And Sweden Encounters
Mar 08, 2012 Canada Women To Host China
Mar 06, 2012 Cyprus Women’s Cup 2012: Canada Fails In Game For Gold
Mar 05, 2012 Canada Women To Square Off Against Sweden
Mar 04, 2012 Cyprus Women’s Cup 2012: Canada Ready To Defend Championship
Mar 01, 2012 Cyprus Women’s Cup 2012: Canada Over Italy 2-1

Impacttv: Montreal-New York Highlights

Impact loses 2-1 to New York Red Bulls.

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Impact Suffer First Home Loss

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CSL 2012: Montreal Impact U21 Open With Scoreless Tie

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Impacttv: Montreal-Los Angeles Highlights

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May 13, 2012 Impact Tie Galaxy, Arnaud And Beckam Score
May 10, 2012 Impacttv: Toronto-Montreal Highlights
May 10, 2012 ACC 2012: Toronto FC Moves On
May 09, 2012 Impacttv: Toronto-Montreal Pregame
May 09, 2012 ACC 2012: TFC-Impact Game 2 Tonite
May 06, 2012 Marsch Has A Pleasant Problem

TFCtv: DC United-Toronto Highlights

Toronto drops a 3-1 decision to DC United.

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Toronto FC Straight Loss #9

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TFCtv: Vancouver-Toronto Highlights

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ACC 2012: Vancouver, Toronto Exchange Goals

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May 16, 2012 ACC 2012: Vancouver Hosts Toronto, Final Series Opens Tonite
May 16, 2012 TFCtv: Vancouver-Toronto Preview
May 16, 2012 Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Toronto Pregame
May 10, 2012 Impacttv: Toronto-Montreal Highlights
May 10, 2012 ACC 2012: Toronto FC Moves On
May 09, 2012 Toronto FC Talks Things Out, Bolsters Defence

Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Seattle Highlights

Whitecaps FC held at home by Interstate 5 rivals Seattle Sounders.

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Whitecaps Tie With Sounders

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Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Toronto Postgame

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ACC 2012: Vancouver, Toronto Exchange Goals

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May 16, 2012 ACC 2012: Vancouver Hosts Toronto, Final Series Opens Tonite
May 16, 2012 TFCtv: Vancouver-Toronto Preview
May 16, 2012 Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Toronto Pregame
May 13, 2012 Whitecapstv: New England-Vancouver Highlights
May 13, 2012 Whitecaps Crash In Foxborough
May 10, 2012 Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Edmonton Postgame And Highlights

MLS 2012: Week 10 Recap

Alan Gordon rose up inside of Chivas’ six-yard box in the 88th minute to head home a perfectly placed cross off the left wing from rookie midfielder Sam Garza, giving the San Jose Earthquakes a 1-1 draw with Chivas USA. No Thierry Henry? No problem. Even without their leading scorer, the New York Red Bulls offense clicked to the tune of three goals

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MLS 2012: Week 9 Recap

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MLS 2012: Week 8 Recap

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MLS 2012: Week 7 Recap

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Apr 15, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 6 Recap
Apr 08, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 5 Recap
Apr 02, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 4 Recap
Mar 25, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 3 Recap
Mar 19, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 2 Recap
Mar 12, 2012 MLS 2012: Week 1 Recap

SCRIBES

WPS: Too Much Went Out, Not Enough Came In

No one can say what the next incarnation of women’s professional soccer in northern North America will look like, or when it will arrive. But the history teaches us that the day will come.

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May 16, 2012 The General Public Is Only Beginning To Understand Soccer Metrics
May 16, 2012 So Happy Flipping Birthday, CSA!
May 09, 2012 How To Improve Whitecaps Youth Development
May 09, 2012 Average Joe Out Of The Team Metrics Loop

SOCCER TV

Whitecapstv: Vancouver-Seattle Highlights

Whitecaps FC held at home by Interstate 5 rivals Seattle Sounders.

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May 20, 2012 TFCtv: DC United-Toronto Highlights
May 20, 2012 Impacttv: Montreal-New York Highlights
May 19, 2012 OSAtv: Dragan Zagar, Bert Lobo and Ed McConnell Guest
May 19, 2012 OSAtv: Richard Herold and Paul Omoghan Guest

SOCCER IN TORONTO

Soccer In Toronto 05.21.12

Attendance was about 125 on this hot evening with the sun setting as the game began.

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SWINKY ALMANAC

This Week In Canadian Soccer May 18-27

18 May 1998: Canada wins 1:0 over FYR Macedonia in a Men’s International Friendly match in Toronto. 22 May 2003: Canada wins 4:0 over England in a Women’s International Friendly match at Frank Clair Stadium in Ottawa.

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