Nuke Soccer

By Ben Knight Onward!

Seagull City SC
And just like that, the team with the silly name is champion of men’s professional soccer, north of the south end of El Paso, Texas.

They earned it, too – knocking off Columbus, Chicago and Los Angeles, after being just about as dead as dead can be entering their final match in the MLS regular season.

So – just once – in honour of all that – I’m going to call them by name:

Real Salt Lake.

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